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About This Game

Ok, what the heck?

Did you know 9 among 10 nutritionists recommend brains for the undead so they can have a diet rich in vitamins and proteins?
In John, The Zombie you have the craziest zombie simulator ever to try delicious brains of all forms and tastes so you can test out this diet and prove its efficiency!

If you expect a serious game, I’m admired you’ve read this far.
But if deep in your soul, you're badly crazy to run after the most weird citizens you’re gonna see in the video-game world and eat their brains mercilessly, then stop wasting you time: Come to Johnwood and have a taste of delicious brains from the dumbest citizens you’re ever gonna find!

What waits for you:

- Funny bugs
- The possibility to start the zombie apocalypse
- Brains rich in proteins, iron, and calcium
- Horses from another dimension that defies our laws of physics
- The less realistic zombie simulator ever
- Option to go on a nonsense journey for the zombie cure
- Constant bug fixes (Which in my opinion make the game less funny) 6d5b4406ea

Title: John, The Zombie
Genre: Action, Indie, Simulation
Developer:
Minimal Lab
Publisher:
Minimal Lab
Release Date: 22 Nov, 2017

Minimum:

• OS: Windows 10 64 Bit, Windows 8.1 64 Bit, Windows 8 64 Bit, Windows 7 64 Bit Service Pack 1
  
• Processor: Intel I3
  
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
  
• Graphics: NVIDIA 9800 GT 1GB / AMD HD 4870 1GB (DX 10, 10.1, 11)
  
• Storage: 6 GB available space

English,Simplified Chinese

This game first reminded me of Stubbs the Zombie. I loved Stubbs the Zombie and seeing this, I wanted to grab this game. I picked it up, and I had more fun than I expected. It's got quite the comedic value to it as well. If you've played Stubbs the Zombie, you won't be disappointed. Even if you didn't play, grab this game still.. Game is fun! Though there are times where I'm having a hard time controlling John, The Zombie.

-I crashed my bike into a fence which was near a cemented flower bed, and now I couldn't get that bike out of that space.
-I ran into a guy who smacked me with a bat, I was stun-locked for quite a bit and couldn't move away from the guy until I was almost dead (DEAD undead \/ dead as a zombie, you catch my drift..).

Nonetheless, it's senseless fun for everyone! Well, everyone except the people whose brains I'm eating.

Score: 8\/10

Here's my gameplay video:
www.youtube.com\/watch?v=b7m881TCdKc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer\" id=\"dynamiclink_2\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=b7m881TCdKc<\/a>. open game, CTD. repeat process ad infinitum.. This is a interesting concept. Playing patient zero and starting the end of the world. The core concept is great but it needs more to really make it great. Some of the zombie kill animations were very funny. More interaction like being able to fight would be nice and watching other zombies and townfolk fight would be another added touch. The skill system is fine (eating brains to learn new ablities) just need more of them. The only thing negative is the fetch missions are always across the map as far away as possible. Not a fun\/great design choice unless the design was to pad the game. Still was very fun and recommend.


Watch my First Impressions of John the Zombie here \u25bawww.youtube.com\/watch?v=PRu_x2ZlWpI&feature=youtu.be\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer\" id=\"dynamiclink_0\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=PRu_x2ZlWpI&feature=youtu.be<\/a>. Definitely a great game to shut off your brain and eat others' brains instead.

I have only one gripe wherein the options menu is rather minimal, offering only graphics adjustments and no keybind or volume adjustments available.

I have a gameplay video available here if you would like to look into it further. www.youtube.com\/watch?v=NtB5wipgGf0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer\" id=\"dynamiclink_1\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=NtB5wipgGf0<\/a>

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