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XMAS ZOMBIE RAMPAGE

Zombies escaped from a secret army base. Just before Xmas! They've stolen all the Xmas presents.
You're John Mood, the last chance to save Xmas, so the CUA special forces send you to the north pole, to solve the zombie problem.
You and your deadly weapons are the only chance to save the Xmas eve.

Nonstop fast paced zombie shooter action. Can you survive against the hordes of zombies?
You have only 1 life, so be careful what you do.
Only the best can survive.

Features:
- fast first person shooter action
- old school gameplay
- great soundtrack
- and HOT GIRLS!
- all that awesome things in one great game!
- and yes, HOT GIRLS! a09c17d780

Title: Xmas Zombie Rampage
Genre: Action, Indie
Developer:
Chickenpig Software
Publisher:
Texas Interactive
Release Date: 21 Dec, 2016

Minimum:

OS: Windows 7, 8, 8.1 or 10
Processor: i5 2.8 GHz or better, or comparable AMD CPU
Memory: 6 GB RAM
Graphics: GTX 660, Radeon 6850 or better
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Storage: 3 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX compatible
Additional Notes: DirectX 9.0c needs to be installed, even DX11 is already installed.

English

Why is there "nudity" as one of the tags? The only exposure is a pretty girl seen from the back wearing panties during loading screens, there's no nakedness at all. The game itself is a technically sufficient FPS where you walk around snowy and very bright linear environments shooting the same two kinds of zombies. Graphics appear to be from the early 2000's, though from the ten minutes I could take it must admit everything worked fine, no glitches. It's just completely pointless even if it's nearly free.. Cons: the loading screen...

Finished game in 5 minutes, haven't killed one zombie. I could kill some hundreds but whats the point, they don't move.
Just sprinted to the Christmas tree and that about it. Probably this game has some guns, maybe some health and ammo packs but didn't needed them. There are a few different zombies afaik but not sure of that, my gtx 980 barely can handle this tripe AAA game. I even got a message to improve my performance!! Doubt lowering settings would have fixed the constant stuttering. Their QA didn't do their job properly, maybe lack of budget. My guess is that all the budget (25$) went to the loading screen. Oh, and probably another 25$ or 50$ because there are 2 girls on the end game screen.

This developer is even proud of what he realised. I wouldn't even put my name in the credits unless if you're a kid of 12 who's using GameGure or something else I'd say, well done for your first time. If he's not 12, he should make some drawings first. Even my dog is able to make something better then this steaming\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665

Conclusion: this is a terrible game, not as bad as Big Rigs but close to it. Steam should ban trolls like this spastic virgin Mongol. Buy this game if you want to finish a game under 5 minutes or if you really want to kill hundreds of standing still zombs then this game is definitely something for you!. ...I can't believe I am getting to defend Slingshot People.
I think I've played every GameGuru title that hit Steam this year & up until now I thought Slingshot People was going to be the worst one.
However that game did receive a fair few updates & I at least got the sense that the developer was trying to make a game & had an intended vision for the gameplay in it (I played it again after each of the first 4 or 5 updates & I do not think it worked at all to make a good game, but I do get the sense that they were trying).

This though is pedestrian even for GameGuru, the terrain is the main variant for what seemed like an endless set of maps in the half hour it took to finish it; you run past all the various zombie assets we all know & love because they can't animate fast enough to get anywhere near the sprinting player.
There isn't even the pretense of the "puzzles" that other GameGuru releases have such as 'find a key' or 'the door is locked, find something other than a key to break it down'; you just run through the maps until you spot the glaring coloured lights around the christmas tree through the massive fog that blankets most of the level & then you get another long loading screen which is a woman showing you her nude back in her short shorts & santa hat, which I suppose is the reason for the nudity tag.
Is uncovered back nudity? I guess it is. Anyway, this game is quite a boring, copy & paste affair that felt entirely too long with a half hour of gameplay (given I ran past everything & there wasn't any reason to bother the zombies who didn't really seem bothered by my running for presents, they were probably just enjoying the snow & half of them probably couldn't see me through the fog), plus at $7 discounted & 10 full price, this isn't even recommended for collectors of bad games on Steam like me.

Humbug. Zombie Humbug.. TO DEVS,

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO BUYERS,
DONT YOU DARE BUY THIS 'GAME'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Awful zombie shooter. Some standing undead.. this has to be the most pointless zombie shoter game ive ever played! running past the zombies , they dont attack , standing right next to zombies they dont attack! ive had more fun playing with windows 95 paint ! do not buy !. the only original thing in this game is the copy and paste skill of those who make this game.... \u6253\u6298\u7684\u65f6\u5019\u4e70\u7684 \uff0c\u53cd\u6b63 \u51e0\u5757\u94b1\u4e70\u7684\u4e0d\u4e8f\uff0c\u8bf4\u5b9e\u8bdd\u8fd9\u6e38\u620f\u505a\u7684\u771f\u7684\u4e0d\u548b\u5730\uff0c\u8fd8\u6bd4\u8f83\u5403\u786c\u4ef6\uff0c\u73a9\u4e86\u51e0\u5206\u949f\u5c31\u5378\u4e86\u3002\u3002\u3002
I bought it when it is at discount,i could not say i am disappointed at it.But if you wanna get better game experience,i really don not recommend it for this game depends too much on you hardware!